Greetings Steven

You are the most thickheaded asshole I've ever had the privilege of meeting. I've ALWAYS hated you, from the first time I met you, and you're completely oblivious to why! Let's see... you shove your opinions down everyone's throat. You write about people in front of them and are really obvious and get all snippy when the person you're writing about gets upset/asks you about it/asks to see/whatever. When you try to explain something, you make no fucking sense. You stabbed me and my family in the back. In fact, you remind me of Adolf fucking Hitler - you have some ideal of how everyone is supposed to be and you see anyone who doesn't live up to that as less than human. Unless, of course, they're dead and they've accomplished something. My heart still races when I see someone that looks kind of like you. If I happen to come up with a witty comeback to one of your barbs, you always turn it back on me and make me look like an idiot. News flash: YOU are the idiot. I hope someone sues you someday. You are a purely evil, sorry excuse for a human being. Sometimes I wonder if you could even pass for a human being. You have no idea what humanity really is - just because someone makes a mistake doesn't mean there's something irreperably wrong with them. Just because I said something to you that got me in hot water doesn't mean I'm mentally ill. It means... wait for it... THAT I FUCKING HATE YOU. If I am mentally ill, you'd be the reason why.

Go to hell and fuck off - you have the personality of a baboon's nutsack and you are a lawsuit waiting to happen. Words can't describe how much I hate you and always will. Kiss my ass, Steven.