Greetings Idiot toddler at the doctor's office

I was recently seeing a doctor for a problem with my medication. I was also really, really drunk the night before. My head is throbbing, and it feels like there is a small woodland creature clawing at the backs of my eyeballs.

There is a mother and some stupid fucking toddler seated on the other side of the waiting room. The jackass is playing with some blocks and toy cars like a complete dipshit. I've already tolerated five minutes of his car noises and the outdated pile of magazines through which I've been flipping.

So this fucking kid starts flipping the light switch on and off like this is some kind of waiting room rave party. I figure that his mother will get him to stop, but she does NOTHING. He keeps this up for literally thirty to forty seconds.

As it turns out, the receptionist actually leaves her post at the desk and asks him to stop. The mother does nothing the entire time, not even a half-assed apology. I felt like stuffing last May's issue of "Business Week" down her fucking throat page by page. Then I fantasized about giving the toddler a solid boot the the head. He couldn't take me, he's just a stupid fucking toddler. Toddlers can't fight worth shit.