Hey Loud people in public

I'm just trying to enjoy my sushi.

Then your fucking stupid infant deigns to open his/her (stupid fucking infants are all equally ugly and androgynous in appearance) idiot, toothless mouth and start wailing like an asshole. Seriously, people just aren't supposed to scream in public; I couldn't care less about their age. Just shut that kid the fuck up. I don't care what it takes, you could put some scotch in its bottle for all I care.

Next, old people with hearing aids. Some dinosaurs with liver spots just conned their way into a senior citizen discount. They also used nineteen fucking coupons and held up the entire line. Anyway, they are currently seated across from one another in a booth. "I told you no pickles," the man yells through his unconvincing dentures. Just turn up the fucking volume on that hearing aid, I know it has multiple settings. You probably conned the government into paying for that shit too.

I think I may be treading the line of racism here, but fuck it. Black women are so loud in public. They are always screaming at their children and "tryin' to holla" at they "gurlfriends." As far as I can tell, Loqueeshaniqua, you do not need a hearing aid. So turn it down a notch, fucker.