Hey Girls who refuse to give blowjobs

Picture this, you're hooking up with some girl. Things have progressed to the point where you are both unclothed.

She starts giving you some shitty handjob, dry. She literally grabs your penis like it is a television remote without a modicum of tact.
Then, she just tries to hop right on it. I'm sorry, but you've forgotten a crucial step in the process.

And to top it off, this is not a one-time deal. You've actually been hooking up with this girl semi-routinely, to the point where she is comfortable with having unprotected sex. I don't know, this is just a pet peeve of mine. Just return the favor.