Oi! the raccoons who go in my backyard at night

You come into my backyard, fuck up my plants, my garbage and my back door. You make so much god damn racket that i cant get to fucking sleep. its 2 in the god damn morning for christ sake! on a fucking wednesday!

So i go in the back with my god damn airgun and put an end to the menace. Just so happens that my dumb cunt of a neighbor sees the raccoons as friends, and my airgun as the menace. Theres a god damn law against airguns in the city, but no fucking law against beleaguering raccoons in my backyard at two in the god damn morning on a god damn wednesday! What the FUCK!!!