Greetings Upper Management

To all the twats out there that insist on writing people up and terminating people over the most mundane shit: fuck you. Just fuck you.

Just because I forgot to initial a fucking form in two spots doesn't mean that you should gun to get me fired. I'm a hard fucking worker and have given 110% to this god damn company.

What's my incentive when you pull bullshit moves like reducing lunches to 30 minutes, making a "work week" 37 hours instead of 40, removing 401k contribution, upping the amount of work I have to complete on a daily basis and removing my raise!?!?? Nothing. There's no incentive other than this is the only bullshit job that I can work because the economy is crap.

So stop your bullshit or I'm going to blow up your fucking car and then skull rape you. Cunt.