Greetings Tim, my boyfriend

I love you to death Tim but you're driving me up the fucking wall.

You make situations out to be bigger than they really are, and I hate it.

The excessive pda needs to stop. I'm all for giving affection, but when it's around your parents I don't want you hanging all over me.

When we're kissing during sex you really need to NOT come at me with your mouth wide open and your tongue all over the place. It's a huge turn off.

Sometimes I wish I had stuck to girls.