Hello The shitty world

So I finally, after six months of saving, buy my girlfriend who's leaving me next month (for good) a $400 underwater digital camera this month. Today, kayaking for the first time, she dumps it in the fucking ocean, never to be seen a fucking-gain. While futily searching for it, I manage to cut both hands and feet on coral. Later on, we throw a birthday party for a friend of mine. We get drunk, my best friend runs off to hook up with a girl who I've got a rather obnoxious crush on (in fact, him and a bunch of others go skinny dipping in the ocean) while I remain behind to clean up after a 20 person party. I set my hand on fire, twist my ankle and tear the tendon in my foot arch (tendon/ankle thing in same glorious mistep). Halfway to the store, at 1AM, to buy cleaning products for this shitty task, I get a call... to babysit another drunk friend. I limp back to her, hang out til she leaves, and limp back to the store. I drop $30, which including alcohol, food, kayaks and everything else today brings my total spending to something like $200.

Best part? I'm waking up in four hours to scuba dive the shitty armpit of the city to find this fucking camera that my girlfriend lost. Hungover, on my last day off. So fuck it all.