Hey Shitty Vending Machines

Two days in a row I go to the drink machine and hit the Mountain Dew button. And two days in a row when the drink falls into the little slot you get it out of it busts wide fucking open!! So the second day I threw the fucking can on the ground and it splattered on a bunch of black guys and they were like "ay bitch!!" so I said "aayy niggas!!" and stormed off!!

Fuck you coke machines!!!