Greetings Some bitch

So this bitch at a bar walks up to me and is all like "OMG how the fuck can you cheat on my fucking friend you fucking gay ass hole!" And she punched me in my fucking balls then pepper sprayed me. Later that night still at the bar pissed off the bitch came up to me and apologized for mistaking me for some other dude.

God, what a slow minded cunt!