Hey My dog Shanky

So I was sitting down watching TV and my dog Shanky just jumps in my lap and starts licking my chin and cheecks like nuts. I don't like it so I stopped him doing it, but he got a few good licks in before I pushed him aside.

Anyway, a few minutes later someone tells me "don't let the dog lick you I saw it eat its own shit a while ago". First of all, fuck you Shanky for being a shit eating dog, which sucks dog dick so to speak. And second of all, fuck you Shanky for licking my fucking face you shit eater.