Hey Fake news anchors

I really hate how freaking fake news anchors can be these days. Their relationships are so phony it's insane. They sit there with smiles and small talk like they enjoy each others company, but they're not fooling anyone. It's just so stupid. Just deliver the god damn news for fuck sake and stop putting so much effort into sunshine and lollypop anchor relationships.

It also makes it really awkward when one moment two of them are exchanging pleasantries, and then the next moment one does the "aannnnyyyyway back to the news" line, and the first report is about a terrorist attack or a tsunami or something. They go from smilely to stern in a split second. God it is fake.