Oi! my aunty

When my aunty stays with us, something always happens to our pets or our electronics. This last time it was our pets. First off, she thinks it's a good idea to feed our cat some of her chille sardines. Big mistake. We wake up to find blood in the cat tray and blood coming out of the cat's arse, which is always a great site to see first thing in the morning. So I'm stuck driving the cat to some vet early in the morning on a work day. Turns out the chille sardines wrecked havok on the cats' stomach.

Then a few days later, she's bringing shopping bags into the house, letting the dog in as she's doing it, and drops a bar of chocolate. Of course, the dogs goes for it, but noone realized it was eating it until a few minutes later, so we spend the night carefully monitoring the dog incase it suddenly, well, died.

Thanks aunty, I can't wait until next time where you spill something on my PS3. Yeesh.