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Hey Tiny motel toilets,

I was staying at a motel and I was busting to do a #2. I went to the toilet and let it all go like crazy. It smelt really bad for some reason.

I looked down and noticed I wasn't on the toilet properly and I got shit all up the side of my leg!

buy a proper toilet... or pay for me to loose wieght so I'm scary skinny

Greetings Rabbit's,

I left them out for one second and they jumped on my good lounge and pissed them selfs as hard as they could. I know they planned it to but I can't prove it...

Thats what pisses me off!!

Hey George of the elevator,

I was running to the elevator, I tripped and that mother fucker not only watched me trip but let the elevator close.

I got chewed out for been late because tripping is not an excuse. I was only 3 minutes late!

I'll get you George... You CUNT!

Hey Shitty Vending Machines,,

Two days in a row I go to the drink machine and hit the Mountain Dew button. And two days in a row when the drink falls into the little slot you get it out of it busts wide fucking open!! So the second day I threw the fucking can on the ground and it splattered on a bunch of black guys and they were like "ay bitch!!" so I said "aayy niggas!!" and stormed off!!

Fuck you coke machines!!!

Hey Dumbass Jonas Brother Loving Whore!!!!,

Oh you know who you are you teenage cunt! Put down your cell phone and fucking drive!! You wonder why you have been in three accidents, it's because you don't watch the road your gutter slut! How the fuck do you check facebook, text, drive, and watch a fucking youtube video at the same time? No matter though, mommy and daddy will always pay your deductible, and when your dumbass gets your license suspended they will go to court and get that back for you too!!!

Greetings Hood Rat B*tch That Stole My Phone,

I was at a bar last night when my phone fell out of my pocket. By the time I noticed it was gone someone had already picked it up off the floor.

I called my phone numerous times and a girl picked up and said hello but then hung up right away. I texted my phone from at least 5 different numbers and called for many other numbers too. They continued to ignore my calls and texts.

What I cannot understand is how someone can find a phone and think "YAY i found myself a new phone that i can use or sell!" How selfish and cold hearted!

The thing that bothers me the most is that this person is reading the texts I sent and will not reply. They're probably going through my phone, reading my texts, going through my contacts, going through my pictures... it's a total invasion of privacy especially since my phone has my life in it =(

I really hope that everyone reading this reconsiders keeping something that they found. Especially electronics like cell phones and ipods and cameras. Not only is it going to be expensive to replace, but i've lost a lot of contacts and important dates and events i had saved in my phone. It's a very stressful situation to be in, especially since I support myself on a part time income and i have no support from my family.

Think twice before you steal something that doesn't belong to you! Do the right thing and return it! It will make the owner so happy.

Oi! Prick down stairs,

I work in building thats only 3 floors big. I am on the top floor. When the toilet on the 2nd floor broke, people had to use the one on our floor.

There is this guy who is the most stinking cunt in the world. When he shits it lingers through the building.

Now that the toilet is fixed on the 2nd floor he still desides to shit on our floor...

SO PRICK DOWN STAIRS. FUCK OFF, YOU HAVE YOUR OWN TOILET YOU STINKING CUNT!

Greetings Thunder,

My dog is scared of thunder. I cant fist fight thunder. There is nothing I can do other than punch holes in my walls... which I have.

This makes me really angry!!

Greetings Coke Cola,

I opened a bottle of coke and the bastard spilled all over me.

Only people I can be angry at is coke.

Up yours coke!

Oi! The World,

Last weekend i was walking through my kitchen when i fell into a collection of extremley sharp knives. it pierced my skull and narrowly missed my brain I'm alive but I can't move, see hear, feel, orgasm or offgas. All I can do is move my fingers. I just wanted to say fuck the person who invented knives. FAGGOT