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Oi! Tiny motel toilets,

I was staying at a motel and I was busting to do a #2. I went to the toilet and let it all go like crazy. It smelt really bad for some reason.

I looked down and noticed I wasn't on the toilet properly and I got shit all up the side of my leg!

buy a proper toilet... or pay for me to loose wieght so I'm scary skinny

Oi! Rabbit's,

I left them out for one second and they jumped on my good lounge and pissed them selfs as hard as they could. I know they planned it to but I can't prove it...

Thats what pisses me off!!

Greetings George of the elevator,

I was running to the elevator, I tripped and that mother fucker not only watched me trip but let the elevator close.

I got chewed out for been late because tripping is not an excuse. I was only 3 minutes late!

I'll get you George... You CUNT!

Greetings Shitty Vending Machines,,

Two days in a row I go to the drink machine and hit the Mountain Dew button. And two days in a row when the drink falls into the little slot you get it out of it busts wide fucking open!! So the second day I threw the fucking can on the ground and it splattered on a bunch of black guys and they were like "ay bitch!!" so I said "aayy niggas!!" and stormed off!!

Fuck you coke machines!!!

Greetings Dumbass Jonas Brother Loving Whore!!!!,

Oh you know who you are you teenage cunt! Put down your cell phone and fucking drive!! You wonder why you have been in three accidents, it's because you don't watch the road your gutter slut! How the fuck do you check facebook, text, drive, and watch a fucking youtube video at the same time? No matter though, mommy and daddy will always pay your deductible, and when your dumbass gets your license suspended they will go to court and get that back for you too!!!

Hey Collegues,

Just need to vent.

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I’m not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I’m sure after work. He probably hasn’t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he’s only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960’s, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it’s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these idiots around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

Oi! Idiot toddler at the doctor's office,

I was recently seeing a doctor for a problem with my medication. I was also really, really drunk the night before. My head is throbbing, and it feels like there is a small woodland creature clawing at the backs of my eyeballs.
There are a mother and some stupid fucking toddler seated on the other side of the waiting room. The jackass is playing with some blocks and toy cars like a complete dipshit. I've already tolerated five minutes of his car noises and the outdated pile of magazines through which I've been flipping.
So this fucking kid starts flipping the light switch on and off like this is some kind of waiting room rave party. I figure that his mother will get him to stop, but she does NOTHING. He keeps this up for literally thirty to forty seconds.
As it turns out, the receptionist actually leaves her post at the desk and asks him to stop. The mother does nothing the entire time, not even a half-assed apology. I felt like stuffing last May's issue of "Business Week" down her fucking throat page by page. Then I fantasized about giving the toddler a solid boot the the head. He couldn't take me, he's just a stupid fucking toddler. Toddlers can't fight worth shit.

Oi! Hood Rat B*tch That Stole My Phone,

I was at a bar last night when my phone fell out of my pocket. By the time I noticed it was gone someone had already picked it up off the floor.

I called my phone numerous times and a girl picked up and said hello but then hung up right away. I texted my phone from at least 5 different numbers and called for many other numbers too. They continued to ignore my calls and texts.

What I cannot understand is how someone can find a phone and think "YAY i found myself a new phone that i can use or sell!" How selfish and cold hearted!

The thing that bothers me the most is that this person is reading the texts I sent and will not reply. They're probably going through my phone, reading my texts, going through my contacts, going through my pictures... it's a total invasion of privacy especially since my phone has my life in it =(

I really hope that everyone reading this reconsiders keeping something that they found. Especially electronics like cell phones and ipods and cameras. Not only is it going to be expensive to replace, but i've lost a lot of contacts and important dates and events i had saved in my phone. It's a very stressful situation to be in, especially since I support myself on a part time income and i have no support from my family.

Think twice before you steal something that doesn't belong to you! Do the right thing and return it! It will make the owner so happy.

Greetings Prick down stairs,

I work in building thats only 3 floors big. I am on the top floor. When the toilet on the 2nd floor broke, people had to use the one on our floor.

There is this guy who is the most stinking cunt in the world. When he shits it lingers through the building.

Now that the toilet is fixed on the 2nd floor he still desides to shit on our floor...

SO PRICK DOWN STAIRS. FUCK OFF, YOU HAVE YOUR OWN TOILET YOU STINKING CUNT!

Greetings Thunder,

My dog is scared of thunder. I cant fist fight thunder. There is nothing I can do other than punch holes in my walls... which I have.

This makes me really angry!!