<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><channel><atom:link href="http://www.randomfury.com/rssfeed/top10" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><title>RandomFury.com - top10</title><link>http://www.randomfury.com/</link><description>Top 10 posts as voted by readers</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Collegues</title><link>http://www.randomfury.com/view/324/collegues/</link><guid>http://www.randomfury.com/view/324/collegues/</guid><description><![CDATA[Just need to vent.

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The gir...]]></description></item><item><title>crazy lady on the train</title><link>http://www.randomfury.com/view/12/crazy-lady-on-the-train/</link><guid>http://www.randomfury.com/view/12/crazy-lady-on-the-train/</guid><description><![CDATA[I was on the train and this crazy lady that smelt like urine rocked up and sat down a couple of row's across from me.

She starts scratching her scraggy old hair and says "stop doing that with your feet". I look at her weird because I am not doing ...]]></description></item><item><title>Idiot toddler at the doctor's office</title><link>http://www.randomfury.com/view/329/idiot-toddler-at-the-doctors-office/</link><guid>http://www.randomfury.com/view/329/idiot-toddler-at-the-doctors-office/</guid><description><![CDATA[I was recently seeing a doctor for a problem with my medication. I was also really, really drunk the night before. My head is throbbing, and it feels like there is a small woodland creature clawing at the backs of my eyeballs.

There is a mother and ...]]></description></item><item><title>Steven</title><link>http://www.randomfury.com/view/334/steven/</link><guid>http://www.randomfury.com/view/334/steven/</guid><description><![CDATA[You are the most thickheaded asshole I\'ve ever had the privilege of meeting.  I\'ve ALWAYS hated you, from the first time I met you, and you\'re completely oblivious to why!  Let\'s see... you shove your opinions down everyone\'s throat.  You write ...]]></description></item><item><title>Sue Bradford</title><link>http://www.randomfury.com/view/317/sue-bradford/</link><guid>http://www.randomfury.com/view/317/sue-bradford/</guid><description><![CDATA[I am so fucking glad you are leaving NewZealand politics to the professionals... You have been nothing but a shit stain on the political process of New Zealand, and have done nothing but try to turn our beautiful country into a Facistly Liberal socie...]]></description></item><item><title>Local Chemist</title><link>http://www.randomfury.com/view/1/local-chemist/</link><guid>http://www.randomfury.com/view/1/local-chemist/</guid><description><![CDATA[I went into a chemist asking about a sore on my face. She took one look and cringed.

She told me to get out because there was nothing she could do, treating me like the infected.

I stayed up all night worring and ended up going to the doctor......]]></description></item><item><title>Yummy noodle</title><link>http://www.randomfury.com/view/2/yummy-noodle/</link><guid>http://www.randomfury.com/view/2/yummy-noodle/</guid><description><![CDATA[It was getting late at night and I didn't want to cook dinner. My GF offered for once...

I said "no hunny I will just grab something quick from yummy noodle, do you want something?" she replied "no, i'm not that hungry"

I got the Hot box, mild....]]></description></item><item><title>My dog Shanky</title><link>http://www.randomfury.com/view/3/my-dog-shanky/</link><guid>http://www.randomfury.com/view/3/my-dog-shanky/</guid><description><![CDATA[So I was sitting down watching TV and my dog Shanky just jumps in my lap and starts licking my chin and cheecks like nuts. I don't like it so I stopped him doing it, but he got a few good licks in before I pushed him aside.

Anyway, a few minutes l...]]></description></item><item><title>white shirt</title><link>http://www.randomfury.com/view/5/white-shirt/</link><guid>http://www.randomfury.com/view/5/white-shirt/</guid><description><![CDATA[I spend all this time making sure I had a white shirt for tomorrow.

I washed, dried and ironed it. When I got into the car to go to work, I spilt a drink all up it.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCK!...]]></description></item><item><title>My GF</title><link>http://www.randomfury.com/view/6/my-gf/</link><guid>http://www.randomfury.com/view/6/my-gf/</guid><description><![CDATA[I turned on the electric blankets because its like -10000 degree's here.

When I lifted the blankets and jumped into the bed my nostrils just lit up and started to burn.

My dirty bitch of a GF farted under the blankets just as a got in so I ende...]]></description></item></channel></rss>
