<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><channel><atom:link href="http://www.randomfury.com/rssfeed/latest10" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><title>RandomFury.com - latest10</title><link>http://www.randomfury.com/</link><description>Latest 10 posts</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Steven</title><link>http://www.randomfury.com/view/334/steven/</link><guid>http://www.randomfury.com/view/334/steven/</guid><description><![CDATA[You are the most thickheaded asshole I\'ve ever had the privilege of meeting.  I\'ve ALWAYS hated you, from the first time I met you, and you\'re completely oblivious to why!  Let\'s see... you shove your opinions down everyone\'s throat.  You write ...]]></description></item><item><title>Boyfriend</title><link>http://www.randomfury.com/view/333/boyfriend/</link><guid>http://www.randomfury.com/view/333/boyfriend/</guid><description><![CDATA[I am so angry that you never dress well. I dont like your smeel anymore and you are have a really oily complexion. You are also really really boring and do nothing at all for me but get shocked when I try and break up with you. You literally dont do ...]]></description></item><item><title>Old people</title><link>http://www.randomfury.com/view/332/old-people/</link><guid>http://www.randomfury.com/view/332/old-people/</guid><description><![CDATA[Why is it we're told to respect old people? they're just the same cheating, lieing jerks the rest of us are, only older. Fuck them and their dentures....]]></description></item><item><title>Drivers who dont know how to fucking drive</title><link>http://www.randomfury.com/view/331/drivers-who-dont-know-how-to-fucking-drive/</link><guid>http://www.randomfury.com/view/331/drivers-who-dont-know-how-to-fucking-drive/</guid><description><![CDATA[You know what pisses me off about drivers on the freeway? you know when you are trying to change lanes and some DUMB FUCK WILL EITHER SPEED UP OR SLOW DOWN TO PREVENT YOU FROM GETTING IN THE LANE? I hate that shit, Sometimes, I just want to ram that ...]]></description></item><item><title>Idiot toddler at the doctor's office</title><link>http://www.randomfury.com/view/329/idiot-toddler-at-the-doctors-office/</link><guid>http://www.randomfury.com/view/329/idiot-toddler-at-the-doctors-office/</guid><description><![CDATA[I was recently seeing a doctor for a problem with my medication. I was also really, really drunk the night before. My head is throbbing, and it feels like there is a small woodland creature clawing at the backs of my eyeballs.

There is a mother and ...]]></description></item><item><title>Loud people in public</title><link>http://www.randomfury.com/view/328/loud-people-in-public/</link><guid>http://www.randomfury.com/view/328/loud-people-in-public/</guid><description><![CDATA[I'm just trying to enjoy my sushi. 

Then your fucking stupid infant deigns to open his/her (stupid fucking infants are all equally ugly and androgynous in appearance) idiot, toothless mouth and start wailing like an asshole. Seriously, people just a...]]></description></item><item><title>Girls who refuse to give blowjobs</title><link>http://www.randomfury.com/view/327/girls-who-refuse-to-give-blowjobs/</link><guid>http://www.randomfury.com/view/327/girls-who-refuse-to-give-blowjobs/</guid><description><![CDATA[Picture this, you're hooking up with some girl. Things have progressed to the point where you are both unclothed.

She starts giving you some shitty handjob, dry. She literally grabs your penis like it is a television remote without a modicum of tact...]]></description></item><item><title>Parking Meter Police</title><link>http://www.randomfury.com/view/326/parking-meter-police/</link><guid>http://www.randomfury.com/view/326/parking-meter-police/</guid><description><![CDATA[So I'm driving downtown yesterday to pick up a book that I need for a course. Anyway, after driving around for literally ten minutes just looking for a parking spot, I finally nab one and have to parallel park on a busy road. Of course fucking idiots...]]></description></item><item><title>Snakes</title><link>http://www.randomfury.com/view/325/snakes/</link><guid>http://www.randomfury.com/view/325/snakes/</guid><description><![CDATA[I think snakes are lazy. I founda snake hole and there was no snake in there.

shit head snake....]]></description></item><item><title>Collegues</title><link>http://www.randomfury.com/view/324/collegues/</link><guid>http://www.randomfury.com/view/324/collegues/</guid><description><![CDATA[Just need to vent.

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The gir...]]></description></item></channel></rss>
