I just had my wisdom teeth removed. They were growing on an angle so I had to get surgery to remove them.
It hurts like all shit but what hurts more is that people keep dropping the joke, "oh there was no wisdom to remove, buck up".
why dont you fuck up!
Posted on 08-29-2008 | 
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why do people always say I before E except after C when that is not always the case, for example the word "weight" and "eight" and "height" well you get my drift. i remember learning that at school and i dont think that it is right that the teachers teach that to children!
Posted on 08-18-2008 | Category: Things and Objects | Comments: 0 | Link | Share
I was staying at a motel and I was busting to do a #2. I went to the toilet and let it all go like crazy. It smelt really bad for some reason.
I looked down and noticed I wasn't on the toilet properly and I got shit all up the side of my leg!
buy a proper toilet... or pay for me to loose wieght so I'm scary skinny
Posted on 08-18-2008 | Category: Things and Objects | Comments: 0 | Link | Share
I am from South Korea and everyone keeps asking me what Beijing is like. Is it really polluted? Whats the security like. How the hell would I know?
The worst part is that they get offended when I tell them that I am Korean. It should be the other way around. This is what make's me furious!
Posted on 08-10-2008 | Category: Things and Objects | Comments: 0 | Link | Share
I hate you! your big, hairy and because of you I haven't seen little old skin pipe for 4 years. When I ride on a bus I cant stand. I have to spread my legs when I go to the toilet.
for fuck sakes you have your own echo!
Up yours beer gut
Posted on 07-28-2008 | Category: Things and Objects | Comments: 0 | Link | Share
I just split more shit on my shirt...
for fuck sakes!
Posted on 07-28-2008 | Category: Things and Objects | Comments: 0 | Link | Share
I spend all this time making sure I had a white shirt for tomorrow.
I washed, dried and ironed it. When I got into the car to go to work, I spilt a drink all up it.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCK!
Posted on 07-28-2008 | Category: Things and Objects | Comments: 0 | Link | Share
