Greetings my dickhead friends,
I was told it was ok to go to the toilet in the shower. Its been 3 months and now I have to get my drains unblocked!!
It's costing me over $1000!!
I'm Furious so use this one as a lesson guys, dont shit down your drainpipe.
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Oi! Levis,
I got my cock stuck in your zipper. It bled. What the fuck am I spose to do now!!
Fuck you old assed Levis Jeans.
Hey The couch,
Stop eating my stuff you bastard!!
Hey Bathroom and apple,
today i got my new iphone. i was taking a shit playing with it, i dropped it in the toilet just as i was shitting and now its broken from water, piss, shit damage... apple wont replace it. fuck
Greetings That lucky penny,
Ok I was walking into a store when I saw a lucky penny on the ground and as I go to pick it up my $100 pants rip "just my *%#^ing luck"
Greetings The World,
Last weekend i was walking through my kitchen when i fell into a collection of extremley sharp knives. it pierced my skull and narrowly missed my brain I'm alive but I can't move, see hear, feel, orgasm or offgas. All I can do is move my fingers. I just wanted to say fuck the person who invented knives. FAGGOT
Oi! the world,
This happened 3 months or so ago but I am still angry and thought I would share.
When I was on my was to work I slammed my finger in the car door and broke it. I went to hospital to get the finger looked at and fell on the foot path and broke my arm.
They released me and I broke my other arm by tripping on a gutter when I got home.... so I had to go back.
I had 2 broken arms and a broken finger, I couldn't do shit for ages.
Oi! Hey RandomFury.com,
Hey fucker... how come when I hit the "Random" Button it just spews out the same 6 effin' rants over and fucking over again? Does that button roll virtual fucking dice that has each number assigned to a separate page??? IT SUCKS. There's like a million pages of rants and I keep getting the same shit over and over again. I'm sick and tired of it. I FUCKING QUIT.
Oi! Thunder,
My dog is scared of thunder. I cant fist fight thunder. There is nothing I can do other than punch holes in my walls... which I have.
This makes me really angry!!
Hey No more heroes,
First of all, this game rox. Second of all, sox. Third of all, why the fuck is the 2nd last boss so hard compared to the first boss? I near chuck my wii remote through the TV!!!
Bad Girl, you make me furious!