I was told it was ok to go to the toilet in the shower. Its been 3 months and now I have to get my drains unblocked!!
It's costing me over $1000!!
I'm Furious so use this one as a lesson guys, dont shit down your drainpipe.
Posted on 01-06-2010 | 
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I got my cock stuck in your zipper. It bled. What the fuck am I spose to do now!!
Fuck you old assed Levis Jeans.
Posted on 11-04-2009 | Category: Things and Objects | Comments: 1 | Link | Share
Stop eating my stuff you bastard!!
Posted on 07-29-2009 | Category: Things and Objects | Comments: 0 | Link | Share
today i got my new iphone. i was taking a shit playing with it, i dropped it in the toilet just as i was shitting and now its broken from water, piss, shit damage... apple wont replace it. fuck
Posted on 06-12-2009 | Category: Things and Objects | Comments: 0 | Link | Share
Ok I was walking into a store when I saw a lucky penny on the ground and as I go to pick it up my $100 pants rip "just my *%#^ing luck"
Posted on 04-12-2009 | Category: Things and Objects | Comments: 0 | Link | Share
Last weekend i was walking through my kitchen when i fell into a collection of extremley sharp knives. it pierced my skull and narrowly missed my brain I'm alive but I can't move, see hear, feel, orgasm or offgas. All I can do is move my fingers. I just wanted to say fuck the person who invented knives. FAGGOT
Posted on 02-07-2009 | Category: Things and Objects | Comments: 0 | Link | Share
This happened 3 months or so ago but I am still angry and thought I would share.
When I was on my was to work I slammed my finger in the car door and broke it. I went to hospital to get the finger looked at and fell on the foot path and broke my arm.
They released me and I broke my other arm by tripping on a gutter when I got home.... so I had to go back.
I had 2 broken arms and a broken finger, I couldn't do shit for ages.
Posted on 11-04-2008 | Category: Things and Objects | Comments: 0 | Link | Share
Hey fucker... how come when I hit the "Random" Button it just spews out the same 6 effin' rants over and fucking over again? Does that button roll virtual fucking dice that has each number assigned to a separate page??? IT SUCKS. There's like a million pages of rants and I keep getting the same shit over and over again. I'm sick and tired of it. I FUCKING QUIT.
Posted on 10-23-2008 | Category: Things and Objects | Comments: 0 | Link | Share
My dog is scared of thunder. I cant fist fight thunder. There is nothing I can do other than punch holes in my walls... which I have.
This makes me really angry!!
Posted on 09-14-2008 | Category: Things and Objects | Comments: 0 | Link | Share
First of all, this game rox. Second of all, sox. Third of all, why the fuck is the 2nd last boss so hard compared to the first boss? I near chuck my wii remote through the TV!!!
Bad Girl, you make me furious!
Posted on 08-29-2008 | Category: Things and Objects | Comments: 0 | Link | Share
