i wish u wouldn't dirty your clothes!! i am sick of washing ffs!
Posted on 07-28-2008 | 
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I turned on the electric blankets because its like -10000 degree's here.
When I lifted the blankets and jumped into the bed my nostrils just lit up and started to burn.
My dirty bitch of a GF farted under the blankets just as a got in so I ended up giving my self a dutchy
dirty bitch.....
Posted on 07-28-2008 | Category: People and Pets | Comments: 0 | Link | Share
So I was sitting down watching TV and my dog Shanky just jumps in my lap and starts licking my chin and cheecks like nuts. I don't like it so I stopped him doing it, but he got a few good licks in before I pushed him aside.
Anyway, a few minutes later someone tells me "don't let the dog lick you I saw it eat its own shit a while ago". First of all, fuck you Shanky for being a shit eating dog, which sucks dog dick so to speak. And second of all, fuck you Shanky for licking my fucking face you shit eater.
Posted on 07-25-2008 | Category: People and Pets | Comments: 1 | Link | Share
