I know it was you that drew this cock on the side of my face when I passed out dismorning.
I walked round with it on there for half a day before some one told me.
You will get your's you fucking arse hat!
Posted on 10-18-2008 | 
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I spend 3 hours building a garden bed by stacking bricks and paving.
The street cat jumps the fence and sprays some of the bricks right in front of me. This kinda gave me the shits, its kinda rude dont you think?
Posted on 10-11-2008 | Category: People and Pets | Comments: 0 | Link | Share
I have a business and can I tell u most people are arseholes.....either they r men who think i'm sum bimbo and think i know jack shit or they are sad old women who hav sum jelosy ajenda against me.... man, they really piss me off.... just cos i look the bomb plus i hav a brain why can't they just fucken listen 2 me when i give them advice and not want to "speak to one of the men" in the business first b4 they'll go ahead? Anyway it sucks arse....
Posted on 10-03-2008 | Category: People and Pets | Comments: 0 | Link | Share
i put a face mask on tonight after having a shower and cleansing it. After i took the mask off i asked my bf to feel my face so he did and he said what did u do shave? i found that very insulting but kinda funny at the same time! thats the last time i ask him to feel my face...
by the way i dont have a hairy face and dont shave it.
Posted on 09-28-2008 | Category: People and Pets | Comments: 0 | Link | Share
Me again. Neighbors are back at it...
They guy next door weeds his walk way and dumps it over the fence into my yard. I threw it back over, but thats besides the point.
who does that? certainly not the guy who owns the street cat...
Dont worry there will be more.
Posted on 09-28-2008 | Category: People and Pets | Comments: 0 | Link | Share
I trod in dogshit earlier. now I have to was my shoes.
stupid dog.
Posted on 09-28-2008 | Category: People and Pets | Comments: 0 | Link | Share
i was in sydney the other day with my mum and pop so pop could buy a car! first of all we went to punchbowl and it was the dodgiest place i have ever been so then we decided to go to parramatta rd and have a look there. whilst we were there we visited this car yard and my pop always tries to make jokes but not everyone gets them, typical old person thing! anyway this guy walks past and my pop says: do we have to pay to browse these days and the guy giggled as if he knew what he meant then this is the best bit the guy says to my pop would you be able to start the white commodore up over there so i can listen to the engine and because my pop is deaf he didnt hear him so the guy repeated himself, pop turned around and said i dont work here. meanwhile i had heard the whole thing and i had to go and hide between two cars cos i couldnt stop laughing!
wat an idiot.... hur im a duuurrrr
Posted on 09-14-2008 | Category: People and Pets | Comments: 0 | Link | Share
I just love neighbors! We have a street cat but there is one family that looks after it.
It fell pregnant at all of 7 months old, which I am find hard to believe.
The neighbors come up the road and ask us what vet we should go to, to get her desex and aborted (because the birth would of killed her).
WTF its a street cat. I've only ever seen it once! So you expect me to pay for it? Thats just wack man!
My neighbors are always doing stupid shit like this where I live. Drives me fucking nuts. I am sure to post more!
>:|
Posted on 09-13-2008 | Category: People and Pets | Comments: 0 | Link | Share
I really hate how freaking fake news anchors can be these days. Their relationships are so phony it's insane. They sit there with smiles and small talk like they enjoy each others company, but they're not fooling anyone. It's just so stupid. Just deliver the god damn news for fuck sake and stop putting so much effort into sunshine and lollypop anchor relationships.
It also makes it really awkward when one moment two of them are exchanging pleasantries, and then the next moment one does the "aannnnyyyyway back to the news" line, and the first report is about a terrorist attack or a tsunami or something. They go from smilely to stern in a split second. God it is fake.
Posted on 08-24-2008 | Category: People and Pets | Comments: 0 | Link | Share
I was going to cross on a pedestrian crossing and I had to dive back to save my life. A old man wearing a hat failed to see me.... from like ages away.
I hate hat drivers
Posted on 08-10-2008 | Category: People and Pets | Comments: 0 | Link | Share
