Greetings Rabbit's,
I left them out for one second and they jumped on my good lounge and pissed them selfs as hard as they could. I know they planned it to but I can't prove it...
Thats what pisses me off!!
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Hey Hood Rat B*tch That Stole My Phone,
I was at a bar last night when my phone fell out of my pocket. By the time I noticed it was gone someone had already picked it up off the floor.
I called my phone numerous times and a girl picked up and said hello but then hung up right away. I texted my phone from at least 5 different numbers and called for many other numbers too. They continued to ignore my calls and texts.
What I cannot understand is how someone can find a phone and think "YAY i found myself a new phone that i can use or sell!" How selfish and cold hearted!
The thing that bothers me the most is that this person is reading the texts I sent and will not reply. They're probably going through my phone, reading my texts, going through my contacts, going through my pictures... it's a total invasion of privacy especially since my phone has my life in it =(
I really hope that everyone reading this reconsiders keeping something that they found. Especially electronics like cell phones and ipods and cameras. Not only is it going to be expensive to replace, but i've lost a lot of contacts and important dates and events i had saved in my phone. It's a very stressful situation to be in, especially since I support myself on a part time income and i have no support from my family.
Think twice before you steal something that doesn't belong to you! Do the right thing and return it! It will make the owner so happy.
Oi! the guy upstairs,
stupid ass teacher! all i did was eat a fuckin' goldfish! just one little goldfish! dumbass mofo!!!!
well i also sniffed the white out, but so what right?! i mean everyone did it in the 80's!
suspended from school for 2 weeks! bitch!!!
Oi! Internet Tough Guy,
Everytime I make any sort of comment on youtube there is always an internet tought guy challenging me to an argument or having a go at me.
Get a fucking life man! I bet your not so tough in person.
Fuck you internet tough guys!
Oi! Neigbors,
My Neighbors keep chucking their green waste over the fucking fence.
Fuck of you dirty turds!
Greetings Neighbors,
Neighbors are at it again.... but this time they ran over my dog. I am trying to convince my self that they didn't mean it but I reckon they did.
I'm cut to the bone and now I have to look after this street cat because my GF miss's the dog
Seriously Furious and Sad
Hey Video guys,
I french kissed a dog whilst drunk at a party. I also fingered it for a joke. The whole thing is on camera and people are threatening to upload.
I fucking embarressed and so angry that I cant do anything to stop it...
Hey GF,
I was asleep and she punched me in the face. She says she was asleep 2.
Now I have a big black eye and people at work are teasing me. They say "did you missus getcha!"... The most embarrassing thing is that she did.
This is what piss's me off.
Hey Susan the Check out chick,
This 40 year old bird that works for mini supermarket is wierd. She says hello to everyone but me.
For example, there will be a like of 10 people during lunch time and she will say hello to then and ask them how their daughter / son's are, how was their day, week, month, year, life and so on.....
When I get there she goe's silent.
One time I even tried to start a conversation and I asked if she had a daughter. She said "yes" and I asked her how she was.... things went more awkward than usual....
She look like she was going to call for security because I was this creepy guy asking her personal questions.
Thats my wierd Fury... oh and Fuck your daughter Susan. I dont care how she is!
Hey Dave,
I know it was you that drew this cock on the side of my face when I passed out dismorning.
I walked round with it on there for half a day before some one told me.
You will get your's you fucking arse hat!