Hey my elusive ass quack of a fucking english teacher,
so the first day of school i tell my english teacher, who I've had 2 or three times in high school, that i need a letter of recommendation for college and that it is due november 30th so i need it at least post marked by then if not earlier. he tells me i need to give him a brag sheet and a high school transcript as well as a in person meeting with him after school at some point. so i give him the shit, and i meet with him for an hour and a half after school one day. he tells me he'll have the letter to me ASAP. which was cool, except he said that October 5 and i heard nothing from him until he calls me the weekend of the 22nd Sunday night saying he lost all his notes and that he forgot my brag sheet and my transcript at school so he want to do ANOTHER interview over the phone right then and there. so i waste another hour of my time talking to him and then he promises to have it to me by monday, but then doesnt show up for a week nor does he reply to phone calls or emails. so he shows up monday the fucking 30th of november and says "uh i forgot to do that sorry i was sick, ill get that to you tomoro after school." so i wasnt able to apply to the school i wanted, and was given the run around for a month and a half and when i yelled at my teacher i got suspended for cussing and breaking his white boards with his bike.
thanks a lot you son of a bitch
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Greetings Dena,
i know your job is to keep our school safe, and enforce the rules, but your such a god damn bitch. every time i see you, you ruin my day, by suspending me, taking my phone away and just being a huge bitch in general. everybody in the entire school hates you. I'm not a real aggressive person, but if you keep this shit up, its going to be fucking bad for you.
Sincerely,
Every god damned person that goes to this god damned school.
Oi! the raccoons who go in my backyard at night,
You come into my backyard, fuck up my plants, my garbage and my back door. You make so much god damn racket that i cant get to fucking sleep. its 2 in the god damn morning for christ sake! on a fucking wednesday!
So i go in the back with my god damn airgun and put an end to the menace. Just so happens that my dumb cunt of a neighbor sees the raccoons as friends, and my airgun as the menace. Theres a god damn law against airguns in the city, but no fucking law against beleaguering raccoons in my backyard at two in the god damn morning on a god damn wednesday! What the FUCK!!!
Greetings Sue Bradford,
I am so fucking glad you are leaving NewZealand politics to the professionals... You have been nothing but a shit stain on the political process of New Zealand, and have done nothing but try to turn our beautiful country into a Facistly Liberal society... Fuck you, eat your goddam tofu and die bitch
Hey All you needy arsewipes!,
Being a holistic practitioner you would think that someone such as myself would not be posting a comment on this website. You would be WRONG! I am sick and tired of being phoned at all hours of the day and night to do FREE tarot readings to tell you whether or not you can wake up and function like a regular human being tomorrow and whether or not your drug-addicted arsehole of a son will pull his head out of his own arse and get a regular job and stop bleeding you dry. Also yes, your husband is currently screwing 2 other women and to tell you the truth I don't blame him!
Hey Tim, my boyfriend,
I love you to death Tim but you're driving me up the fucking wall.
You make situations out to be bigger than they really are, and I hate it.
The excessive pda needs to stop. I'm all for giving affection, but when it's around your parents I don't want you hanging all over me.
When we're kissing during sex you really need to NOT come at me with your mouth wide open and your tongue all over the place. It's a huge turn off.
Sometimes I wish I had stuck to girls.
Oi! The shitty world,
So I finally, after six months of saving, buy my girlfriend who's leaving me next month (for good) a $400 underwater digital camera this month. Today, kayaking for the first time, she dumps it in the fucking ocean, never to be seen a fucking-gain. While futily searching for it, I manage to cut both hands and feet on coral. Later on, we throw a birthday party for a friend of mine. We get drunk, my best friend runs off to hook up with a girl who I've got a rather obnoxious crush on (in fact, him and a bunch of others go skinny dipping in the ocean) while I remain behind to clean up after a 20 person party. I set my hand on fire, twist my ankle and tear the tendon in my foot arch (tendon/ankle thing in same glorious mistep). Halfway to the store, at 1AM, to buy cleaning products for this shitty task, I get a call... to babysit another drunk friend. I limp back to her, hang out til she leaves, and limp back to the store. I drop $30, which including alcohol, food, kayaks and everything else today brings my total spending to something like $200.
Best part? I'm waking up in four hours to scuba dive the shitty armpit of the city to find this fucking camera that my girlfriend lost. Hungover, on my last day off. So fuck it all.
Hey Michael Jackson,
I'm so pissed you died. I cant stop crying.
I wanted to see you live but now I cant. I'm out of pocket aswell but shit man.... Why did you have to DIE!!!!
:*(
Oi! mommy,
FUCK YOU
Hey Moaning CUNT,
So, I was working my hours on a Saturday and I was really pissed because I was going to miss this HUGE party that my friend was throwing that night, and my boss wouldn't let me have the night. So this material bitch walks in and she started looking in the hat section. She starts asking me for help and I help her. She wanted to know where some pink hats were. I show her the hats and she starts yelling at me because it's not a proper shade of pink. I like explode! I shout "WELL HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW BITCH! GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU DUMB WHORE AND SHOVE THIS HAT UP YOUR ASS CUZ YOUR BUYING IT!" So the whore looks stunned and runs towards my managers office and goes in. Like 10 minutes later my boss comes out and fires me. God I was so fucking pissed! I missed the party AND got fired! My boss was holding a cup of coffee so a took it and spilled it all over his head. He screamed and I ran out. My bosses hair and outfit was messed up so that bitch obviously became a slut and fucked him to get me fired. What a bitch!
I HATE YOU FUCKING CUNT!