Greetings Shitty Vending Machines,,
Two days in a row I go to the drink machine and hit the Mountain Dew button. And two days in a row when the drink falls into the little slot you get it out of it busts wide fucking open!! So the second day I threw the fucking can on the ground and it splattered on a bunch of black guys and they were like "ay bitch!!" so I said "aayy niggas!!" and stormed off!!
Fuck you coke machines!!!
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Oi! Supermarket (hand baskets),
Everytime I go to the super market its way busy and there is never any hand baskets.
I then carry my shit and always grab too much to hold. I end up dropping it and having to go back to grab another item simular to it.
Why would you have like 10 hand baskets? It shits me beacuse its a daily occurance.
Greetings Coke Cola,
I opened a bottle of coke and the bastard spilled all over me.
Only people I can be angry at is coke.
Up yours coke!
Oi! Blockbuster,
I went to go rent Halo 3 so I could play co-op with a friend for a few days, and I grab the only copy remaining in the place. I get home and the disc won't work because it's scratched to absolute shit.
So I go back down and hand it back to them. First the chick behind the counter gets all testy like I did it, and I explain to her I've only had it for about 30 minutes and it was like taht when I opened it. Then I try to get a refund but she won't cooperate, acting like a real bitch the whole time. The best she can do for me is give me store credit and ring me when another copy has been returned. So I agree just to get out of the shithouse place, and go down the road to another video store and get the game, no thanks to them. This happened weeks ago and the bitch still hasn't called me either, stupid fucking cow.
Oi! University of Sydney,
I applied for a job with USYD and the bastards never got back to me. I go in for an interview, jump through the hoops, and was told by one of the panel as I was leaving "that went very well". I then learn they rang and spoke to one of my references for half-a-freaking-hour a few days after the interview.
And then they never get back to me. Not even a letter. Not even a fucking email! How hard is it to sent out a standard "sorry, better luck next time" letter? rude pricks.
Hey Yummy noodle,
It was getting late at night and I didn't want to cook dinner. My GF offered for once...
I said "no hunny I will just grab something quick from yummy noodle, do you want something?" she replied "no, i'm not that hungry"
I got the Hot box, mild. When I got home it was fucking mad... I couldn't stop eating. I yelled "hunny come try this" to which she replied "no i'm right"
next day... 5:00 in the morning...
I grab my gut. I have to spew, I have to shit.. its uncontrolable... I run to the toilet! sit down and shit pure fucking water... I take one wiff and just spew all over my self.
I spend 36 hours shitting water and spewing on my self because of that dodge fucking joint. I missed work / money all because of that shitty meal
Fuck you Yummy noodle..
Oi! Local Chemist,
I went into a chemist asking about a sore on my face. She took one look and cringed.
She told me to get out because there was nothing she could do, treating me like the infected.
I stayed up all night worring and ended up going to the doctor.... It was an infected hair.
I shat my undies for no reason that night. Fuck you chemist!