Hey Upper Management,
To all the twats out there that insist on writing people up and terminating people over the most mundane shit: fuck you. Just fuck you.
Just because I forgot to initial a fucking form in two spots doesn't mean that you should gun to get me fired. I'm a hard fucking worker and have given 110% to this god damn company.
What's my incentive when you pull bullshit moves like reducing lunches to 30 minutes, making a "work week" 37 hours instead of 40, removing 401k contribution, upping the amount of work I have to complete on a daily basis and removing my raise!?!?? Nothing. There's no incentive other than this is the only bullshit job that I can work because the economy is crap.
So stop your bullshit or I'm going to blow up your fucking car and then skull rape you. Cunt.
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Hey Annoying employee,
I work in IT support and this bitch keeps asking me to fix her printer.
I fixed 5 times in one afternoon, each time a different problem.
The real problem is her!!!!
Fuck you Juney baby, with sugar one top and a bit fucking shit cherry that show's how much I care!!!
Oi! Tony,
I have a college who fucks with my computer whilst I am on business trips.
It puts me out for at least half an hour trying to fix it.
ITS NOT FUNNY. FUCK OFF!
Oi! Prick down stairs,
I work in building thats only 3 floors big. I am on the top floor. When the toilet on the 2nd floor broke, people had to use the one on our floor.
There is this guy who is the most stinking cunt in the world. When he shits it lingers through the building.
Now that the toilet is fixed on the 2nd floor he still desides to shit on our floor...
SO PRICK DOWN STAIRS. FUCK OFF, YOU HAVE YOUR OWN TOILET YOU STINKING CUNT!