Just need to vent.
My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.
Anyway, I drive these idiots around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
Posted on 03-27-2010 | 
Category: Working World | 
Comments: 1 | 
Link | 
Share
To all the twats out there that insist on writing people up and terminating people over the most mundane shit: fuck you. Just fuck you.
Just because I forgot to initial a fucking form in two spots doesn't mean that you should gun to get me fired. I'm a hard fucking worker and have given 110% to this god damn company.
What's my incentive when you pull bullshit moves like reducing lunches to 30 minutes, making a "work week" 37 hours instead of 40, removing 401k contribution, upping the amount of work I have to complete on a daily basis and removing my raise!?!?? Nothing. There's no incentive other than this is the only bullshit job that I can work because the economy is crap.
So stop your bullshit or I'm going to blow up your fucking car and then skull rape you. Cunt.
Posted on 08-26-2009 | Category: Working World | Comments: 0 | Link | Share
I work in IT support and this bitch keeps asking me to fix her printer.
I fixed 5 times in one afternoon, each time a different problem.
The real problem is her!!!!
Fuck you Juney baby, with sugar one top and a bit fucking shit cherry that show's how much I care!!!
Posted on 01-16-2009 | Category: Working World | Comments: 1 | Link | Share
I have a college who fucks with my computer whilst I am on business trips.
It puts me out for at least half an hour trying to fix it.
ITS NOT FUNNY. FUCK OFF!
Posted on 12-10-2008 | Category: Working World | Comments: 0 | Link | Share
I work in building thats only 3 floors big. I am on the top floor. When the toilet on the 2nd floor broke, people had to use the one on our floor.
There is this guy who is the most stinking cunt in the world. When he shits it lingers through the building.
Now that the toilet is fixed on the 2nd floor he still desides to shit on our floor...
SO PRICK DOWN STAIRS. FUCK OFF, YOU HAVE YOUR OWN TOILET YOU STINKING CUNT!
Posted on 09-13-2008 | Category: Working World | Comments: 0 | Link | Share
