Welcome to the NEW Random Fury

Is something, or someone, pissing you off? do you want to rant until steam comes out of your ears? Or maybe you want to read the furious and quirky ramblings of random Internet users? If so, this is the place for you.

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Here on the front page you will find the latest 10 submissions. If you want more, you can browse a category by clicking on one to the left of this message, or you can browse fury posts randomly. You can submit your own fury, too.

So why not rant, flame, and unleash the beast!

Hey Dumbass Jonas Brother Loving Whore!!!!,

Oh you know who you are you teenage cunt! Put down your cell phone and fucking drive!! You wonder why you have been in three accidents, it's because you don't watch the road your gutter slut! How the fuck do you check facebook, text, drive, and watch a fucking youtube video at the same time? No matter though, mommy and daddy will always pay your deductible, and when your dumbass gets your license suspended they will go to court and get that back for you too!!!

Hey my dickhead friends,

I was told it was ok to go to the toilet in the shower. Its been 3 months and now I have to get my drains unblocked!!

It's costing me over $1000!!

I'm Furious so use this one as a lesson guys, dont shit down your drainpipe.

Hey my elusive ass quack of a fucking english teacher,

so the first day of school i tell my english teacher, who I've had 2 or three times in high school, that i need a letter of recommendation for college and that it is due november 30th so i need it at least post marked by then if not earlier. he tells me i need to give him a brag sheet and a high school transcript as well as a in person meeting with him after school at some point. so i give him the shit, and i meet with him for an hour and a half after school one day. he tells me he'll have the letter to me ASAP. which was cool, except he said that October 5 and i heard nothing from him until he calls me the weekend of the 22nd Sunday night saying he lost all his notes and that he forgot my brag sheet and my transcript at school so he want to do ANOTHER interview over the phone right then and there. so i waste another hour of my time talking to him and then he promises to have it to me by monday, but then doesnt show up for a week nor does he reply to phone calls or emails. so he shows up monday the fucking 30th of november and says "uh i forgot to do that sorry i was sick, ill get that to you tomoro after school." so i wasnt able to apply to the school i wanted, and was given the run around for a month and a half and when i yelled at my teacher i got suspended for cussing and breaking his white boards with his bike.

thanks a lot you son of a bitch

Hey Levis,

I got my cock stuck in your zipper. It bled. What the fuck am I spose to do now!!

Fuck you old assed Levis Jeans.

Hey Dena,

i know your job is to keep our school safe, and enforce the rules, but your such a god damn bitch. every time i see you, you ruin my day, by suspending me, taking my phone away and just being a huge bitch in general. everybody in the entire school hates you. I'm not a real aggressive person, but if you keep this shit up, its going to be fucking bad for you.
Sincerely,
Every god damned person that goes to this god damned school.

Greetings the raccoons who go in my backyard at night,

You come into my backyard, fuck up my plants, my garbage and my back door. You make so much god damn racket that i cant get to fucking sleep. its 2 in the god damn morning for christ sake! on a fucking wednesday!

So i go in the back with my god damn airgun and put an end to the menace. Just so happens that my dumb cunt of a neighbor sees the raccoons as friends, and my airgun as the menace. Theres a god damn law against airguns in the city, but no fucking law against beleaguering raccoons in my backyard at two in the god damn morning on a god damn wednesday! What the FUCK!!!

Hey Sue Bradford,

I am so fucking glad you are leaving NewZealand politics to the professionals... You have been nothing but a shit stain on the political process of New Zealand, and have done nothing but try to turn our beautiful country into a Facistly Liberal society... Fuck you, eat your goddam tofu and die bitch

Hey world,

fucking fuck why the fuck don't you just fuck the fucking fuck off you fucking fucker....for fucks sake

Oi! All you needy arsewipes!,

Being a holistic practitioner you would think that someone such as myself would not be posting a comment on this website. You would be WRONG! I am sick and tired of being phoned at all hours of the day and night to do FREE tarot readings to tell you whether or not you can wake up and function like a regular human being tomorrow and whether or not your drug-addicted arsehole of a son will pull his head out of his own arse and get a regular job and stop bleeding you dry. Also yes, your husband is currently screwing 2 other women and to tell you the truth I don't blame him!

Hey Upper Management,

To all the twats out there that insist on writing people up and terminating people over the most mundane shit: fuck you. Just fuck you.

Just because I forgot to initial a fucking form in two spots doesn't mean that you should gun to get me fired. I'm a hard fucking worker and have given 110% to this god damn company.

What's my incentive when you pull bullshit moves like reducing lunches to 30 minutes, making a "work week" 37 hours instead of 40, removing 401k contribution, upping the amount of work I have to complete on a daily basis and removing my raise!?!?? Nothing. There's no incentive other than this is the only bullshit job that I can work because the economy is crap.

So stop your bullshit or I'm going to blow up your fucking car and then skull rape you. Cunt.