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Greetings Old people,

Why is it we're told to respect old people? they're just the same cheating, lieing jerks the rest of us are, only older. Fuck them and their dentures.

Oi! Drivers who dont know how to fucking drive,

You know what pisses me off about drivers on the freeway? you know when you are trying to change lanes and some DUMB FUCK WILL EITHER SPEED UP OR SLOW DOWN TO PREVENT YOU FROM GETTING IN THE LANE? I hate that shit, Sometimes, I just want to ram that fucker off the road

Oi! Idiot toddler at the doctor's office,

I was recently seeing a doctor for a problem with my medication. I was also really, really drunk the night before. My head is throbbing, and it feels like there is a small woodland creature clawing at the backs of my eyeballs.
There are a mother and some stupid fucking toddler seated on the other side of the waiting room. The jackass is playing with some blocks and toy cars like a complete dipshit. I've already tolerated five minutes of his car noises and the outdated pile of magazines through which I've been flipping.
So this fucking kid starts flipping the light switch on and off like this is some kind of waiting room rave party. I figure that his mother will get him to stop, but she does NOTHING. He keeps this up for literally thirty to forty seconds.
As it turns out, the receptionist actually leaves her post at the desk and asks him to stop. The mother does nothing the entire time, not even a half-assed apology. I felt like stuffing last May's issue of "Business Week" down her fucking throat page by page. Then I fantasized about giving the toddler a solid boot the the head. He couldn't take me, he's just a stupid fucking toddler. Toddlers can't fight worth shit.

Hey Loud people in public,

I'm just trying to enjoy my sushi.
Then your fucking stupid infant deigns to open his/her (stupid fucking infants are all equally ugly and androgynous in appearance) idiot, toothless mouth and start wailing like an asshole. Seriously, people just aren't supposed to scream in public; I couldn't care less about their age. Just shut that kid the fuck up. I don't care what it takes, you could put some scotch in its bottle for all I care.
Next, old people with hearing aids. Some dinosaurs with liver spots just conned their way into a senior citizen discount. They also used nineteen fucking coupons and held up the entire line. Anyway, they are currently seated across from one another in a booth. "I told you no pickles," the man yells through his unconvincing dentures. Just turn up the fucking volume on that hearing aid, I know it has multiple settings. You probably conned the government into paying for that shit too.
I think I may be treading the line of racism here, but fuck it. Black women are so loud in public. They are always screaming at their children and "tryin' to holla" at they "gurlfriends." As far as I can tell, Loqueeshaniqua, you do not need a hearing aid. So turn it down a notch, fucker.

Hey Girls who refuse to give blowjobs,

Picture this, you're hooking up with some girl. Things have progressed to the point where you are both unclothed.
She starts giving you some shitty handjob, dry. She literally grabs your penis like it is a television remote without a modicum of tact.
Then, she just tries to hop right on it. I'm sorry, but you've forgotten a crucial step in the process.
And to top it off, this is not a one-time deal. You've actually been hooking up with this girl semi-routinely, to the point where she is comfortable with having unprotected sex.
I don't know, this is just a pet peeve of mine. Just return the favor.

Hey Parking Meter Police,

So I'm driving downtown yesterday to pick up a book that I need for a course. Anyway, after driving around for literally ten minutes just looking for a parking spot, I finally nab one and have to parallel park on a busy road. Of course fucking idiots blared on their horn the entire time.
Much to my dismay, the meter only accepts quarters. I have one quarter, but around ten to twelve dimes and nickels. Apparently one quarter only gets you fifteen minutes on this particular machine.
So I hustle down two blocks or so to the book store, and the fuckers apparently have the book in stock, but neglected to put it on the shelf, where there was an empty space for my particular course. The fucker takes his sweet time getting the book from the back room, and comes back reeking of smoke. I think he took a cigarette break while "looking"
for it. I buy the book and return to my car.
I see the meter checker fuckhead leaning over my car and just looking at the meter. Luckily, there are two minutes remaining. I have a short temper, so I am pretty pissed off at this point. "Get a real job, dipshit," I say to this Neanderthal. He tells me to have some respect for law enforcement. "You're not a real cop," I inform him. "You're literally just standing there watching numbers count down on an LCD screen. How long have you just been standing here gaping like a fucking moron?"
Incidentally, I ranted at this moron for over two minutes. He has the audacity to try to write me a ticket while I stand there. I just pull off before the fuckhead has a chance to write down my plate number.
Fucking idiot.

Hey Snakes,

I think snakes are lazy. I founda snake hole and there was no snake in there.

shit head snake.

Greetings Collegues,

Just need to vent.

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I’m not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I’m sure after work. He probably hasn’t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he’s only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960’s, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it’s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these idiots around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

Greetings Dumbass Jonas Brother Loving Whore!!!!,

Oh you know who you are you teenage cunt! Put down your cell phone and fucking drive!! You wonder why you have been in three accidents, it's because you don't watch the road your gutter slut! How the fuck do you check facebook, text, drive, and watch a fucking youtube video at the same time? No matter though, mommy and daddy will always pay your deductible, and when your dumbass gets your license suspended they will go to court and get that back for you too!!!

Oi! my dickhead friends,

I was told it was ok to go to the toilet in the shower. Its been 3 months and now I have to get my drains unblocked!!

It's costing me over $1000!!

I'm Furious so use this one as a lesson guys, dont shit down your drainpipe.